The Assassination of Santa

Things Unseen takes an irreverent look at the knotty issue of Christmas and commerce, in a return to fiction for the podcast normally associated with powerful factual storytelling.

The Assassination of Santa imagines an Angel Gabriel who's gone rogue in a bid to deal with the over-commercialisation of Christmas. He plans to retire, permanently, its figurehead - Santa. The cast includes vocal virtuoso Kerry Shale as Santa, comic genius Philip Fox as Gabriel, and star of Radio 4’s ‘Hudson and Pepperdine Show’, Mel Hudson, as the put-upon Lori. ‘I have to confess’, says Lori in a prayer that frames the action, ‘...punching Rudolph in the nose was a low point’.

CTVC's Alastair Collinson wrote the script. Despite winning awards for his writing and having had short films produced, he's predominantly worked on commissioned but as yet unfilmed screenplays, so he was thrilled to hear his work come to life in this new medium of audio. 

This production was broadcast on Premier Christian Radio on Christmas Day 2017. 


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…the play helps the listener to explore the issues in a way which may well help our own thinking on whether our faith is predominantly from the heart or solely in our heads

Norman Grigg, The Methodist Recorder
December 21st
Lori Quinn - Mel Hudson
Gabriel - Philip Fox
Santa - Kerry Shale
Lori's daughter - Rebecca Dent
Additional voices - the cast
Written by Alastair Collinson
Directed by Paul Arnold
Produced By
Paul Arnold